Sunday, March 27, 2011


(SOB!) Once more, her happiest day is my saddest.

By Ed Gauthier
Always A Best Man
Never A Groom

Red hot Legally Blonde actress Reese Witherspoon is legally married - for the second time.

The Oscar-winning Witherspoon, 35, who looks 25, got hitched yesterday to entertainment agent Jim Toth, 40, who looks bald.

According to the awesome acting chick's rep, the couple had been engaged since last December, and held a private ceremony at Witherspoon's ranch in Ojai, California.

The bride went the old school route, walking down the aisle to the traditional tune "Here Comes the Bride."

Witherspoon's two children with her first husband Ryan Phillippe were in attendance. Sparkly celebrity guests included Renée Zellweger, Tobey Maguire, Robert Downey Jr., Alyssa Milano, and Sean Penn with Scarlett Johansson.

Ya, they usually only do "people in the biz" - such as agents, managers, directors and actors - I get it. Like nobody else on the entire planet could ever really "understand" them and their unique greatness.

Well, thanks a lot, Reese - for breaking my heart - again!

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(Photo by Noel Vasquez/Getty)