RUSH RUSHED TO HOSPITAL
"Mr. Limbaugh, I've been waiting a long
time for this day," said the feminazi nurse.
By Ed Gauthier
Rushin' Hands And
The good die long, so this bum will live forever.
Today a rep from the Rush Limbaugh Program released a statement saying, "Rush was admitted to and is resting comfortably in a Honolulu hospital today after suffering chest pains. Rush appreciates your prayers and well wishes and he will keep you updated via RushLimbaugh.com."
According to KITV, yesterday paramedics responded to a call at the Kahala Hotel in Honolulu, Hawaii at 2:41 PM and transported Rush to Queens Medical Center. The report says that Limbaugh was in "serious condition" when he arrived at the hospital.
Sources inside the hotel told website reps from TMZ.com that the hotel took drastic measures to get the mystery patient, reported to be Rush Limbaugh, out of the resort without being seen. Hotel security shut down a wing of the hotel and the guest elevators. Limbaugh was transported using the employee elevator bank.
UPDATE: Limbaugh recovering fine. Just a little early New Years celebrating, probably resulting in heartburn. Better luck next time.